The Kingdom of The Great Lambro is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bonifacio I with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 2.224 billion Great Lambroans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monza. The average income tax rate is 55.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Great Lambroan economy, worth 182 trillion Franco Lambrinoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,157 Franco Lambrinoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, anti-riot police are dispatched whenever two elderly ladies gather to complain that prices have increased, Bonifacio I's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, and CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Great Lambro's national animal is the pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Great Lambro is ranked 46,136^th in the world and 11^th in ITALIA for Most Beautiful Environments, with 706.77 pounds of wildlife per square mile.